God bless publix. Strawberry key lime pie.
— John Mayer
I saved my netflix password on my mom’s laptop.
…I log on this morning and my ENTIRE QUEUE was G-O-N-E.
she thought it was her netflix account and deleted all 50 + movies.
seriously?
can I take that mother’s day card back?
MY GOD.
more like, “excuse you?”
the 2 worst things you can do to me are:
1- “attempt” to talk over me while I’m speaking to you. just no, because I’ll get loud.
2- hang up on me.
well, an assistant decided to do both to me this morning.
hello, HR? I have a complaint.
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Game changer.
you know what I don’t get? people who have the same facebook user picture for like a year. really? you haven’t taken a flattering picture in how long? give me a break.
epic fail Friday.

TGIF.
gpoy getting ready for any sort of outing (even to walk the dogs) Friday-Sunday.
Forever zig zag shift dress in cantaloupe
Did you know you needed this dress? Bet you do now.
Ugh. Shopping ban be damned!
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The Wanted - Glad You Came
Pretty great for at-your-desk dance parties when no one else is in the office… or when they are… I don’t know your office policies.
Instant dance party when this song comes on in the car.
My life as of late:
I arrived from my 5 night/6 day vacay in New Orleans on Monday night. I’m still beat.
I am on a spending freeze, indefinitely. More like forever.
Except I ordered 50 Shades of Gray, and it’s supposed to arrive today at my office! SO EXCITED.
I was in a minor car accident yesterday, totes my fault.
I’ve decided (more like a forced decision) to take a break from school this summer.
Today I’m going to start to eat more fruits and veggies.
I had so much crawfish and drank way too many hurricanes/hand grenades/ + one fish bowl in New Orleans.
I love New Orleans.
I miss New Orleans.
I’ve switched birth control pills (TMI Thursday, sup?), and at first I absolutely hated them. Dizzy spells, breakouts, but after a month on them, no more dizzy spells, and my skin is clear. Praise the lord.
I leave you with a GPOY of me in New Orleans. JW took this picture of me @ Vaso on Frenchmen Street, I guess I look so happy because he’s behind the lens, cheese-tastic.

and that’s all folks.