God bless publix. Strawberry key lime pie.

God bless publix. Strawberry key lime pie.

Tags: summer jesus

"So scared of getting older, I’m only good at being young."

— John Mayer

I saved my netflix password on my mom’s laptop.

…I log on this morning and my ENTIRE QUEUE was G-O-N-E.

she thought it was her netflix account and deleted all 50 + movies.

seriously?

can I take that mother’s day card back?

MY GOD.

more like, “excuse you?”
the 2 worst things you can do to me are:
1- “attempt” to talk over me while I’m speaking to you. just no, because I’ll get loud.
2- hang up on me.
well, an assistant decided to do both to me this morning.
hello, HR? I have a complaint.

more like, “excuse you?”

the 2 worst things you can do to me are:

1- “attempt” to talk over me while I’m speaking to you. just no, because I’ll get loud.

2- hang up on me.

well, an assistant decided to do both to me this morning.

hello, HR? I have a complaint.

(Source: realitytvgifs)

Game changer.

Game changer.

Tmi thursday, tory burch, louis vuitton, 4 martini mojito lunch edition

Tmi thursday, tory burch, louis vuitton, 4 martini mojito lunch edition

bitch rant

you know what I don’t get? people who have the same facebook user picture for like a year. really? you haven’t taken a flattering picture in how long? give me a break.

Tags: pms-ing

epic fail Friday.

I drink out of a tumbler w/ a straw. and I NEVER screw the lid on correctly, so I go to drink my water and I pour half of it on my jeans. in the crotch area.
lesson learned.
realitytvgifs:

TGIF.

gpoy getting ready for any sort of outing (even to walk the dogs) Friday-Sunday.

realitytvgifs:

TGIF.

gpoy getting ready for any sort of outing (even to walk the dogs) Friday-Sunday.

20somethinginthecity:
forever and ever love this photo.

20somethinginthecity:

forever and ever love this photo.

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Last night I had chicken nuggets and sweet potato waffle fries for dinner. Today I’m having pinkberry for lunch. I’m not 5 years old. You are.

Last night I had chicken nuggets and sweet potato waffle fries for dinner. Today I’m having pinkberry for lunch. I’m not 5 years old. You are.

SAPPY POST AHEAD.

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beccaannabell:


Forever zig zag shift dress in cantaloupe
Did you know you needed this dress? Bet you do now.


Ugh. Shopping ban be damned!

beccaannabell:

Forever zig zag shift dress in cantaloupe

Did you know you needed this dress? Bet you do now.

Ugh. Shopping ban be damned!

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catinreallife:

The Wanted - Glad You Came

Pretty great for at-your-desk dance parties when no one else is in the office… or when they are… I don’t know your office policies.

Instant dance party when this song comes on in the car.

My life as of late:

I arrived from my 5 night/6 day vacay in New Orleans on Monday night. I’m still beat.

I am on a spending freeze, indefinitely. More like forever.

Except I ordered 50 Shades of Gray, and it’s supposed to arrive today at my office! SO EXCITED.

I was in a minor car accident yesterday, totes my fault.

I’ve decided (more like a forced decision) to take a break from school this summer.

Today I’m going to start to eat more fruits and veggies.

I had so much crawfish and drank way too many hurricanes/hand grenades/ + one fish bowl in New Orleans.

I love New Orleans.

I miss New Orleans.

I’ve switched birth control pills (TMI Thursday, sup?), and at first I absolutely hated them. Dizzy spells, breakouts, but after a month on them, no more dizzy spells, and my skin is clear. Praise the lord.

I leave you with a GPOY of me in New Orleans. JW took this picture of me @ Vaso on Frenchmen Street, I guess I look so happy because he’s behind the lens, cheese-tastic.

and that’s all folks.